The Apprentice 2018


#1021

The Santa’s Seduction range look like things you buy from pub toilets for 3x£1.


#1022

looked like this from a distance:

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#1023

No.


#1024

Oh god nooooooooooo


#1025

I’VE DIED AND GONE TO HELL, WHY IS THIS ALLOWED TO BE ON TV


#1026

Why are those chocolates so fucking huge


#1027

Only just starting watching this. I’m guessing those chocolates are full of CHEESE?


#1028

Christ.


#1029

Total fucking car crash


#1030

Why do they bother doing the market research if they’re just going to trot out “120% of people we spoke to loved it” anyway


#1031

Was worried this episode was going to be a dud after a dull opening… then BOOM!


#1032

Got to be Camilla going


#1033

Gonna miss Sugar saying nut milk


#1034

Finally


#1035

Shugs has lost his damn mind


#1036

Travesty!


#1037

Have missed the last 3 episodes so catching up now. God they’re all fucking terrible. To paraphrase Peter Mannion, Tom consistently looked like a shepherd dressed up to meet the queen. Daniel just reminds me of countless hashtaglads I’ve thrown out of pubs who can’t understand why they’re getting binned while their mates drop vodka red bulls everywhere and try and grab girls’ arses in the background. Still hoping to see Khadija headbutt one of the interviewers. Sabrina is annoying as fuck but will probably win. The rest are completely interchangeable and all human skirting boards, no idea why they’re there. I fucking love Claude, that’s my main takeaway from this series.


#1038

HOW ARE THEY ALL SO THICK?!


#1039

Final five time now though innit, where through the magic of sympathetic interviews and kinder editing, the remaining candidates are suddenly transformed into credible business prospects.


#1040

Is it delayed tonight? Some political nonsense?