The Apprentice 2018


#141

I am up for this tonight. Terrible people, terrible show, terrible Mr. Sugar but hard to give it up.


#142

:doughnut:


#143

Like how the hall is lit like a hooker’s window.


#144

Is this task just for Sugar to make shit puns?


#145

No team names this year then?


#146

As if by magic…


#147

Nevermind :slight_smile:


#148

I said it last week, but I love Claude so much.


#149

Snorting teabags been cut from this edit


#150

ENGLISH!!! TEA AND BICCIES!!! Camilla is absolute soft Brexit


#151

Sorry, emptying a teabag out on a doughnut? Where do they get these fucking dickheads


#152

Probably would’ve been cocaine if they had their own way. Gotta make it TV friendly


#153

I would eat a doughnut covered in cocaine


#154

Glazed PCP and cocaine ring doughnut


#155

His intro gets more detached from the task each week doesnt it.

“I’m glad you could join me here in the desert of Iraq. Beside me is a recently unearthed statue of the pagan god Pazuzu, later to become a demonic figure in the theology of the early christian church as it continued its inexorable expansion throughout the ancient world. Pazuzu was also the main antagonist in the exorcist, the tale of a possessed young girl in contemporary america. She is bed bound for much of the film, and due to the mess she makes you can imagine she gets through quite a lot of bed linen. The linen industry is worth almost 3 billion pounds globally. So for this week’s task you will be designing luxury linens and selling them at the world linen expo in shoreditch. Now I’m gonna balance out the teams…”


#156

fry.gif


#157

That’s one of the best things about it! It’s so fucking daft


#158

£5 a donut? What?


#159

£5 for a doughnut??? Fucking hell, have a word.


#160

Hang on? £5 a doughnut?