The Apprentice 2019

How have we not had a thread yet? Or have we? Couldn’t find one. It starts tonight! Let’s meet the candidates.

One of the fellas is “the epitome of luxury.” What.

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Who, on this forum, do you think would go the furthest on the Apprentice?

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@Avery - his talking head monologues would go on for most of the programme :smiley:

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I am looking forward to this

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Read this on some Beeb puff piece last week. Can’t wait:

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Ooft that’s a hype builder

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Never a nice reminder of how capital has just absolutely erroded some people into nothingness

EDIT: Just checked and Shugs is no longer a Labour peer, all is well!

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Yeah… plus they might say something about being a huge fish in a field of ponies reaching for the moon.

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I’ll admit with a cursory glance it is quite funny how the beginning piles in jumped up knickers salesmen and events organisers with seemingly successful business owners and athletes, etc.

I finally ditched this last year. I don’t know whether it’s because of my lack of interest but there seems to be considerably less fanfare over its return. For this I am very pleased.

Amazed that people are still watching it, but I hope that, if you are, it is an enjoyable experience for you.

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It is proper shit though

Always end up properly in love with one of them despite being appalled by each and every one of their personalities.

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Oh tonight!! Excellent. That’s my work out of the window

I thought it was tomorrow :frowning: I can’t watch it til tomorrow night. Really enjoy The Apprentice thread bants too

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Rip Baggsy :sob: (who went to my school, two years below)

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One of the few shows that Mrs F and I disagree on so I’ll probably watch it tomorrow morning despite saying last year that I wouldn’t bother again. I wonder what Lee ‘reverse pterodactyl’ McQueen is doing right now.

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Wasn’t sure whether to watch it this year as Sugar is a ghoul and getting worse but let’s be honest, it’s fun to watch these people fail at selling sweets

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Forgot about this :pensive:

Here we go