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Annoyed that I didn’t sell them the joke for big notes

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Not trying to defend Sugar as he doesn’t deserve the benefit of the doubt after the racist tweets he’s done and his constant digs at Diane Abbott, but it’s worth remembering that last year’s winner was a black woman so I don’t think sheer racism is the whole story

They’re obviously keeping in Thomas, Lottie and the Harrods one cos they’re good telly, and most of the others are expendable

Baffling how Dean is still in, guess like others have said it’s probably cos he hasn’t had a crack at being PM yet

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Haven’t seen this week’s episode, but usually by this point he’s firing people who haven’t been PM for “hiding”

The whole thing’s been skewed since they introduced the business plan concept - ultimately he’ll have a good idea before the show started which plans he likes the look of and who he wants in the final five, so the firings often reflect that.

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That’s a good point. Although it makes you wonder what Dean’s business plan could possibly be.

4 pages of boats!

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An exact synopsis of Toy Story with the word ‘money’ at the end in crayon.

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pkPTMXO

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HEAR ME OUT RIGHT. FER YA TWO 'ANDRED AND FIFTY GRAAAND, I PICK UP A LOAD OF THESE FROM CHOINA, 'OWLESALE LIKE. RENT A MINIVAN FOR A FEW QUID, HAUL EM ALL AWVA TO FRAWNCE ON THE MORNIN FERRY, FIND A MARKET SAAHMWHERE, OPEN THE VAN DOORS AND BOSH, GET EM SHIFTED. DEAD EASY! THE FRENCH’W LAAAVE EM!

THEN ROIGHT, WE GET THE PROFITS FROM THAT…AN WE USE EM TO BUY SOME MORE TURTWE PILLAHS. TAKE EM IN THE VAAAN OVA TO ANAVA CANTRY. DUNNO WHICH ONE, BUT THERE’S FAACKIN LOADS OF EM. YOU CAN TAKE YER PICK; YOU GOT YER 'OLLANDS, YER SPAAAAINS, YER PORTUGUWS, YER UJAMISTANS AN SO ON.

YOU STARTIN TO SEE WHERE I’M GOIN WIV THIS? < does Eddie Murphy tapping head gif face >

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Sorry to burst ya bubble but that’s not Eddie Murphy :smiley:

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Woah, really? Is this some common misnomer then? It even seems to be called Eddie Murphy Head Tap so I had no reason to question it :worried:

Is it not this fella?

Yep

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It’s basically Zach Galafianakis/Robert Redford all over again :smiley:

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Ok, so that makes two new things I’ve learned today!

giphy

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I never thought that was Zach G, but I still insist it doesn’t look like Redford.

I’m fucking howling with laughter in the company of other people. This is very embarrassing

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Look up some Norwegian trees mate :joy:

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