I only wanted to see you laughing in the purple whale.

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Courtney is so glakey, quite endearing but no idea how he’s got this far

final should’ve been Alana - Grainne

Seriously though, he’s not actually going to invest in a novelty spoon store. This is a pantomime.

It’s this sort of tat that’s destroying our planet. Landfill bullshit bought by morons

“What’s your favourite animal?”

“whale”

A WHALE!!!

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Now I have to hide behind a cushion as I cringe my way through their pitches…

Yeah, this is my take too. Amazingly someone managed to find a more repellant business idea than paying z-list celebrities to wear dresses in the hope they’ll hashtag them to impressionable teenagers.

I have pathetic crushes on Alana and Jess. Hope Alana wins.

they all have lovely eyes, fair play

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yep

\o/ YES

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Paul’s consistent anger is a joy to behold.

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I especially enjoyed how he just couldn’t get past the sense of injustice that these two people he clearly had zero respect for had got so much further than him. Fuck you bully boy.

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He didn’t get over being picked last because everyone thinks he’s a bellend. It was really quite funny.

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would watch a paul and oliver spin off series

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Yeah I can’t imagine anyone I’d want to work with less.

Karthick on the other hand went from being a complete arse early on to a pretty decent, gracious chap by the end.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/tv/0/the-apprentice-the-16-daftest-candidates-of-all-time/ I FORGOT ABOUT THE SANDHURST QUOTE :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: and “Are the French very fond of their children?”. God I love this show

Worst series of it?

When did it turn into Dragons den?