knew the sludge nerds would be in here sooner or later.
Yeah I’m pouring petrol over the whole thread as we speak tbh.
ftfy
Got 4 Tyskies in my bag as we speak.
Petroleum milkshake porter (21%) 1/3rd: £14
MAUDLIN PENGUIN BREWERY PRESENT: GASOLINE (13% only available for a hour)
Free seeing cane with every purchase
Notes of smoky cheese and blindness
only served in one of these for maximum flavour
Buy 10x 5/14ths of a pint and get a free sludge delivery system
Called it
Yeah tbf you have absolutely Paul the octopus’d this one.
some polish builders one shook my hand because they spotted the pile of crumpled tyskie tins stacked in the corner of my kitchen a few years ago.
*Polish mates.
would this have happened had they been growlers of Steamclod Citro Hop 16 DUPA%? don’t think so pal.
Who wants to conduct a wine tasting test with tilty where tilty will prove that they can discern white wine from red
worth noting that the white wine was dyed red in that test btw, so we’ll be dyeing them all before.
Yeah I was wrong that it was a blind taste test, the point was that a change in appearance was enough to change people’s minds as to what it tasted like.
Still feel like this is nonsense. I cannot stand white wine and dyeing it a different colour isn’t gonna suddenly confuse my taste buds so much that I think its delicious
It’s all the same pal
