🍻🍺 The Beer And Cider World Cup 🍻🍺 THE FINAL

[anon19035908]

Yeah I’m pouring petrol over the whole thread as we speak tbh.

[profk]

Yeah I’m pouring Tyskie, which is indiscernible from petrol, over the whole thread as we speak tbh.

ftfy

[anon19035908]

Got 4 Tyskies in my bag as we speak.

[doubleespresso]

Petroleum milkshake porter (21%) 1/3rd: £14

[anon19035908]

MAUDLIN PENGUIN BREWERY PRESENT: GASOLINE (13% only available for a hour)

[doubleespresso]

Free seeing cane with every purchase

Notes of smoky cheese and blindness

[profk]

only served in one of these for maximum flavour

[anon19035908]

Buy 10x 5/14ths of a pint and get a free sludge delivery system

[Ruffers]

Called it

[anon19035908]

Yeah tbf you have absolutely Paul the octopus’d this one.

[profk]

some polish builders one shook my hand because they spotted the pile of crumpled tyskie tins stacked in the corner of my kitchen a few years ago.

[anon19035908]

some polish builders

*Polish mates.

[profk]

would this have happened had they been growlers of Steamclod Citro Hop 16 DUPA%? don’t think so pal.

[hip_young_gunslinger]

Wine tasting is bullshit. Here's why.

[tilty]

Who wants to conduct a wine tasting test with tilty where tilty will prove that they can discern white wine from red

[profk]

worth noting that the white wine was dyed red in that test btw, so we’ll be dyeing them all before.

[hip_young_gunslinger]

Yeah I was wrong that it was a blind taste test, the point was that a change in appearance was enough to change people’s minds as to what it tasted like.

[tilty]

Still feel like this is nonsense. I cannot stand white wine and dyeing it a different colour isn’t gonna suddenly confuse my taste buds so much that I think its delicious

[hip_young_gunslinger]

It’s all the same pal

[GEOFF]

Much appreciated.