The best unexpected tea (dinner if you're a softlad) is, without doubt...

[anon5266188]

It’s fine if food gets separated in my opinion, it all gets put back together eventually

[iamwiggy]

@anon19035908

Sauce on the dogs should be in a squiggly line on top

correct

anyone mad enough to disagree?

[RoverHendrix]

[anon19035908]

[profk]

mechanically separated poultry? good
pork? good
poultry fat with skin? good
iodized salt? good
soya protein, spices, spice extracts? good
sugar? good
stabilizer? GOOOOOOOOD

[urbanfox]

Bought a bag of Quorn Not Dogs (I think they’re called) the other day. Looking forward to giving them a go if I can get my hands on some rolls this week.

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Wish I had asked @japes to photoshop bugduv’s avatar on to the woman

Can we have a rolling Japes photoshop request thread?

[anon5266188]

We’ve got one

[anon5266188]

A thread to request photoshops

Hello, can someone do a photoshop of our friend @thewarn preparing some toast and the toaster is on top of a cupboard and Warny is on a stepladder to make the toast. Thanks in advance.

[dodecalicious]

the snapchat hotdog

• was best moment of the social media age
• i spent that summer devoid of joy

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Oh great! Thanks

[japes]

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Thanks japes