Jacket potato - out of foil once its been on a bonfire
Pizza - naked and in bed
others?
Jacket potato - out of foil once its been on a bonfire
Pizza - naked and in bed
others?
skittles - nose blocked
think they’re meant to go in the mouth but ok
Salmon fillets - Surrounded by the people you love x
shared with a bear, surely
Pringles…
Yeah, as I said, surrounded by the people you love
Shepherds pie - the day after it’s been made, in a sandwich.
everything - without mint sauce or vinegar
Sprouts. Don’t bother and just chuck them in the compost bin instead
Basil - Biting the leaves directly from the plant like a brontosaurus
Chewing gum - Pre-chewed from underneath a desk at school
Baked thing - Straight from the oven
Marshmallow - EITHER straight from bonfire melting OR in hot chocolate
Homemade curry - Reheated the day after it was made.
crisps: after sitting on them and laughing at your resulting tiny crisps
Penguin Bar - Smash the fuck out of it on a desk while its still in it’s wrapper and pour the whole thing into your mouth like a dry, chocolatey drink
Cereal: at room temperature
Milk: at fridge temperature
Toast: at toaster temperature
Celery- in a Bloody Mary
this sounds quite perverted