The best way to eat certain foods

Jacket potato - out of foil once its been on a bonfire

Pizza - naked and in bed

others?

skittles - nose blocked

think they’re meant to go in the mouth but ok

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Salmon fillets - Surrounded by the people you love x

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shared with a bear, surely

Pringles…

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Yeah, as I said, surrounded by the people you love

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Shepherds pie - the day after it’s been made, in a sandwich.

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everything - without mint sauce or vinegar

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Sprouts. Don’t bother and just chuck them in the compost bin instead

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Basil - Biting the leaves directly from the plant like a brontosaurus

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Chewing gum - Pre-chewed from underneath a desk at school

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Baked thing - Straight from the oven

Marshmallow - EITHER straight from bonfire melting OR in hot chocolate

Homemade curry - Reheated the day after it was made.

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crisps: after sitting on them and laughing at your resulting tiny crisps

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Penguin Bar - Smash the fuck out of it on a desk while its still in it’s wrapper and pour the whole thing into your mouth like a dry, chocolatey drink

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Cereal: at room temperature
Milk: at fridge temperature
Toast: at toaster temperature

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Celery- in a Bloody Mary

this sounds quite perverted