The Big Lie

when I say I’m going to Corby it’s just a euphemism.

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“I’m going to a cider-making factory”
“Is it a pressing engagement?”

still works (kind of)

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I like this one but I do prefer GET ON WITH IT!

Used to tell people my dad invented brine. Actually convinced 1 (one) person that this was true.

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Also convinced someone that the inner liner for endtroducing was made out of belly button fluff.

Good knock.

A friend of mine used to date Charlie from Casualty’s son :open_mouth:

I thought you looked familiar…

Saaake

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My friend claimed he was the first person to ever get off at the recently opened Kirkstall Forge train station.

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Good one!

Once tried claiming I was distantly related to that farmer who lives in the middle of the M62

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OK OK I get that you all have solid track records of historic lying, but the question I posed was what the biggest lie you think you could get away with forever is.

That I know what I’m doing at work and am not constantly in a mild state of anxiety that people will call me out for the charlatan that I am any second now.

Now we’re sucking diesel!

Also, that I don’t suck diesel.

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That I invented post-its.

How did you go about selling your idea to 3M?

This is both cool and not cool.

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