The breakfast buffet needs a serious kick up the arse

Always an exciting prospect, always exactly tbe same no matter where you are.

Sort it out boffins

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I love it, will always have about 3 breakfasts in one go (pancakes, cooked and cereal)

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What do you want them to have that isn’t available?

Tenners

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Never seen pancakes at one! Would be up for that

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Saw one in Slovenia that had broccoli

And nothing else

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The Hilton in Paoli did them

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Want to go to the hotel majestic in Barcelona for their brekfast

One I was at today at a plate with cucumbers

Might start another buffet thread

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had one in Dover once that was all fairly standard fare, until you got to the last item, which was Cajun chicken

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It’s the eggs, the problem is always eggs

Great when they’ve got an egg person at the buffet. Pick up the rest of your items then get the egg person to sort you out to order.

Once stayed at a hotel during (I think) the world athletics championship and saw an Australian discus thrower achieve incredible feats at the breakfast buffet. Never seen an egg man so overworked

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Gonna sound like Billy Brexit here but I’m not a fan of those weird giant baked beans at breakfast buffets abroad.

I have no complaints

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How far was he throwing them?

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Found him. It was the shot put. Minimum 10 eggs that morning

Finished 20th, the useless arse

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What breakfast buffet item do you think you could throw the furthest?

Hard boiled egg or a chunky puck of black pudding I guess

Yeah got to agree with black pudding, reckon you could get a good discus effect with it. Maybe a tomato (unsliced)

There isn’t a single way they could be improved

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