The breakfast buffet needs a serious kick up the arse

I like the conveyor belt toasters. Very nifty invention

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One of those little pots of fruity yoghurt.

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Congealed breakfast beans - Fantastic upgrade on regular beans.

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What about one that will blow the roof off?

A Kasa-bean?

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They’re great. My only gripe is that they often finish too early.

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Processed Beans?

(Stupid band don’t have enough breakfast food puns)

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L.S.F

Lets Shake breakFast buffets up

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Glasses should be bigger. I don’t want a shot of apple juice, dickheads

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No they’re shit, c’mon

Maybe he should have eaten another egg

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Love em, one of the highlights of staying in a hotel

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I was at a breakfast buffet this morning and I opted to just have toast (twice round the conveyor) and marmalade, cranberry juice then an assam tea.

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I’m going to one of those global buffet places with work tomorrow, hope it’s not rancid (probably will be).

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The place we stayed at the weekend had little individual glass jars of Colman’s mustard. So that.

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If you love conveyor belt toasters so much why don’t you marry one

Is the heat always on on those things?

the conveyor belt pancake makers are even better IMO

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… And out come the wings

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If i were small enough i would climb aboard one and do a full rotation

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