my name is barley sugar and I’m here to say
breakfast’s the most important meal of the day
Breakfast is for wimps.
It’s good, op
My names Tim brexit and I’m here to say
Leaving the EU with no deal’s OK
Everybody seems full of fear
But don’t worry - I’ll cut the price of beer!
I usually get the pancakes in Spoons btw, good stuff.
We don’t need French or Italian
All our wine is kazakstanian
We don’t need those pesky Brusselers
We’ll just get our meat from Rustlers
That’s the news, and here’s the weather…
Over to you now, Kate Kinsella.
Pains me to say it but the Wetherspoons app is revolutionary as well I’m sure we’ll agree
always found their food dishes too small
Boom, bap, boom bap
My Name is Tim Brexit, I’m here to say
We don’t do Coke, is Pepsi ok?
No deal will benefit the economy
Buy a burger and your pint is free
Norway, Canada, whichever you choose,
You’ll need to go upstairs to find our loos
Kinda miss sitting out back at the back of beyond in Reading with a Gin n tonic before all this.
Don’t most of their main dishes clock in at over 1,000 calories?
At the Caley Picture House in Edinburgh you can get mac & cheese with added grated cheese (really) and it’s like 1300 calories
Had a Wetherspoons pizza the other week. It was disappointing.
I don’t pay the living wage
All our food is British and beige