You go to the bar, to order your food Some guy pushes in, being rude You wait your turn, face like thunder Then realise you need your table number
Lol, this is funny. I’ve recently decided to start sending my sisters a Daily Baby via WhatsApp and today I did it as Rappin’ Daily Baby in this exact style before I had read this post
Your mate shouts to you number 69 - nice! But the kitchen has run out of rice Chlorinated chicken tikka with chips 24 hours later I’ve still got the shits
Doesn’t even rhyme
I usually get the pancakes Properly quells those hunger aches
There are no beermats so your elbows are wet Can we interest you in our racist pamphlet?
Fantastic deals when it’s curry club You won’t find that in traditional pubs! No songs cos we ain’t PRS Tim’s gonna get us out of this mess
You can have your pint for one BRITISH pound You can watch the news, but not with sound.
Curry club, Mexican night I’ll appropriate their culture but NOT THEIR RIGHTS place your order on the app Service to the table How heavy is that?
just got that these posts are because people are pretending wrap means rap
Yo I’m MF Scott Chegg coming through like a train Wetherspoons in every town, it’s an evil chain Pitcher of Woo Woo, will send you insane End of the night pink vom down the drain
Yo I want a burger on this brand new day But fuck the 'Spoons I eat at Lloyds Thought I was swank till I came away Diagnosed with haemorrhoids
Things Shrewbie’s Been Slow To Realise Tim Brexit campaigns based on Real Lies!
Oh right. I thought maybe he’d put a song in his Wetherspoons magazine and everyone was taking the piss out of it.
Wouldn’t go in one of those shitholes for unlimited free breakfast wraps.
