The British Bulldog's gonna win

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whether he wants to or not!

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He fell on his arse…he fell flat on his fuckin arse!

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because he’s bizarre!

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How much does this guy weigh?

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Only if its jeans era Bulldog backed up by the Posse! What a force!

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And that’s why I kicked your leg out of your leg

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I’m not booked, Terry

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Imagine Boy were your middle name.

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Allison Danger ya divvy knacker

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YIP!

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Who are you to doubt El Bulldog?

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We’re live, pal

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The British Bulldog’s gonna puuuuuuke

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Ah wasn’t even there

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Now last night you all… I mean earlier tonight you guys hurl-heard that the British Bulldog, talking about winning the WWE Tag Team champions… being the t-becoming the WWE Tag Team champions, last summer, right here, in Brooklyn. Now what you all forget, sometimes, is that going into that match that the Prime Time Players were your tag team champions, w-going in. So every time I get draaaaagged back here to good ol’ Brooklyn… I always get someone answering the same question. Whether it be one of them broke brothers from Bushwick, or one of them uppity hipsters from williamsburg. They ask the question: “Was that the worst day of your life?” I look at em. And I say no. That wasn’t the worst day of my life, cause when I flash this million dollar smile, I tell ya right now baby, that was the BEST day of my life. It wasn’t the worst day of my life cause I dropped the tag team titles, it was the best day of my life, because I dropped the dead weight that was Darren Young. Oh no no no, let’s let’s let’s let’s be real. There’s no Ride Along - there is a reason there’s no episode of Ride Along with the Prime Time Players. Pretty difficult to do when it’s only one Prime Time Player. And he would not be relevant - Darren Young would not be relevant if it wasn’t for me. Much like Jay-Z wouldn’t be relevant if it wudn’t for Beyonce. Oh yeah you booin’, but it’s true, think about it! Bob Backlund. How is Bob Backlund gonna make Darren Young great again, when he wasn’t ever great to begin with? I would be all over the main event. You would be wearing my T-shirt. Hell, I would be your Universal champion right now, if it wasn’t for Darren Young. Y’all wanna talk about some Bobbbb BACKLIN. Well tonight, I blame YOU Darren Young. I blame YOU for all the failures that I have not ha-no-had since I been here. I blame YOU for not being in the main event. I blame YOU for not being the WWE Champion. And I’ll tell ya tonight, tonight. You come out here tonight so I can bury you, and be done with you, all together. Come on out here Darren Young, give these people what they want. They want you, come on out here. Come on, we gon’ make Darren Young great again, come on Darren.

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I’ll tell ya what’s going on right now. Ol’ crazy, wild-eyed, bobbb BACKLIN is back there tellin’ him, don’t go out there, don’t go out there. Cause… he knows… damn well, that Darren Young is too stupid to come out here. So- …

Crowd chants ‘We Want Slater’

I want Darren. I don’t know who y’all want, but I want Darren to come on out here. I want Dar-ren. Okay. That old crazy man please let this man come out here. I mean t-AY! Who is Bob Backlin anyway? Bob Backlund runs out Who is Bob Backlin? Who does Bob Backlin- Ay ay, don’t you come out here. I will beat yo- drops mic

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THAT’S THE WALL UP THERE BROTHER!

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Hulk Hogan, we comin for you < promo ends >

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Bobby Heernan! Me and my coosin are gonna track yer down and get ur dog Matilda back!

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It all stops tonight. See Nash, you can wear any Halloween costume you want to, but you know and I know that you’re only half the man that I am. And I have half the brain that you do!

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