The Business Thread (polls/chat)

how much business would you say you’ve undertaken since the new year?

  • a considerable amount
  • loads
  • a normal quantity
  • barely any
  • none

0 voters

ever been in a ‘business deal’ photo?

  • yes
  • no
  • no but its one of my goals

0 voters

how much would you say you love business?

  • live for business
  • just like business
  • don’t care about business
  • hate business (please leave this thread)

0 voters

would you consider me to be a trustworthy business partner?

  • yes
  • no
  • perhaps

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I like my business deal photos taken from the window of an unmarked van

6 Likes

I interact with business through two channels; one, typing minutes of board meetings, and two, this guy

2 Likes

Time never stops when you’re a business man!

3 Likes

It’s business
It’s business time

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best part of business:

  • snacks at the conference table
  • company car
  • the suits
  • saying you’re ‘going away on business’
  • landing the big deal
  • shaving
  • other

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business is mostly going to the bathroom

1 Like

I love the smell of business in the morning

5 Likes

first thing you say when negotiating a big deal:

  • okay, it’s time for some business now
  • hello
  • let’s do a great deal here
  • its the hour of business, people
  • other

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what role are you assigned within the business

  • seller
  • buyer
  • evaluator
  • deliverer
  • notes taker
  • shlub

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‘chief of business’

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chef de affaires

2 Likes

Business manager

Around here they call me Mr Business.

2 Likes

Smoking a big box of cigars after tying the knot on some business

  • The only way to ride
  • Unprofessional

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expense account:

  • it’s taken quite a beating this year, rest assured
  • don’t have an expense account (please leave the thread)

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What do you light them with?

  • £50 note
  • Employee benefits forms
  • Another, more expensive cigar
  • Flamethrower
  • Other

0 voters