The Carabao Cup commences

Right now that never ending international break is finally underway, its time for the return of some true football. Back tomorrow, thank god.

Polls to follow

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Not joking, I’m so relieved that’s over, as entertaining as the latter stages were.

Let’s get back to the stuff people care about, the bread and butter.

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Couldn’t agree more. Genuinely missed being annoyed when Che Adams scores to ensure that Neco Williams isnt getting a clean sheet in FPL

Richarlisons out for 6-8 weeks with a bad tattoo

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Pray for the Argentinian squad

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Fully expecting Romero to not play a game for spurs again this season

Martinez will have his passport confiscated later this morning I will imagine and end up in some dungeon

Wonder if the Saudis spiked McAlister’s post-match protein shake so that he’ll be nobbled for tomorrow’s 4th round clash against the Toon

Martinez has to play in XXXXL shorts because unfortunately with all the trophy shagging he’s done, he’s now stuck inside the golden glove

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gonna celebrate its return with a refreshing pint of delicious delicious carabao

Maguire and Lindelof starting for us for the foreseeable i guess.
Varane will injure himself on the plane and the butcher will be on the piss in buenes aires for a month

It’s On!!!

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MK Dons are getting fucked up

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Can’t believe we’ve got Chelsea and then Liverpool in the Carabao, then Chelsea in the FA Cup third round as well. If that’s not bent I don’t know what is.

Oh no, I forgot that Chelsea existed for a while

Just been reminded of them, that’s soured everything

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Remember when they signed Aubameyang? I don’t

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Extremely depressing going back to these meaningless uk teams run by scoundrels meaning nothing.

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Easier cos I’ve not got skin in the top flight game, but don’t think I’ve got it in me to watch any of the domestic stuff for at least a few weeks.

Always feel exhausted by the end of a summer World Cup or Euros and need a few weeks of just not tuning in at all. Some of the Boxing Day games and even Carabao look good if it was a usual week, but can’t just jump straight back in like nothing happened.

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Never been more excited to play Burnley

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The “traditional curtain-raiser”

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Can see Burnley getting a result against Man Utd, no anti-bants. Burnley are in great form and Man Utd will probably have to make do with a defence featuring AWB, Lindelof and Maguire, who only cost £160m between them.

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