The Cereal Cafe is back (in musical form)


#1

Let’s cry over ‘spilt milk’ in this thread.


#2

I met one of the brothers at a party the other week. Didn’t like him.


#3

nice targeted advertising

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#4

the cereal cafe was fine


#5

Me and my mate drunkenly rated our top cereals standing behind the brothers on the ferry to the Isle of Wight festival last year.

Not my finest hour.


#6

imagine going to the Isle of Wight festival!!!


#7

btw I love this review:

I sat in a gloomy basement and ate a bowl of breakfast cereal, and wondered if it had really come to this, if we’d dropped the A-bomb for this. All around me grown adults were eating their cereal in a state of stunned silence


#8

We were working. Here we are working


#9

You look like you’re having an okay time.


#10

got paid 500 quid to roast meat and make sandwiches for 4 days. wasn’t too bad. they had the euros on a big screen next to the van so we just sat there drinking tins when we weren’t on (didn’t see a single band)


#11

i like how you’re trying to cover up the fire that has started behind you


#12

that’s the aurora borealis


#13

the owners of the van were massive west country rubes, and pronounced ‘bain-marie’ in a very strange way. having never come across the term before, I pronounced it the same way the entire weekend - Bamberry.

Only found out what they were actually called months later.


#14

you know, nuclear war might not be THAT bad…idk


#15

the aurora borealis… at that time of year? at that time of day? in that part of the country? localised entirely within that kitchen?


#16

d’you get free food


#17

yeah, loads, but you get sick of roast pork sandwiches after a few days. we ended up doing exchanges with neighboring stalls, so ate like a god damn king.


#18

…can I see it?


#19

well profk, they said, you are an odd fellow, but you steam a good ham


#20

i don’t wanna get Bam about this but the vast majority of people writing snarky things about the cereal cafe were/are snarky media types who are well off. including dis obv <3