The Chefs' Brigade

Anyone watching this now on BBC2? It’s like that SAS programme but with chefs. As in the main chef bloke clearly watched that and then decided he wanted to be that SAS bloke.

When I was a young boy
My father took me into the city
To see a marching band
He said, “Son, when you grow up
Would you be the savior of the broken
The beaten, and the damned?”
He said, "Will you defeat them
Your demons and all the non-believers?
The plans that they have made?
Because one day, I’ll leave you
A phantom to lead you in the summer
To join the chef’s brigade

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Probably belongs in the mispronounced words thread, but I insist on calling Masterchef Masterchief.

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Same

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do they do any batalian cooking

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Why is a corn cob like a mismanaged army? Because it’s full of kernels!

[I’m already getting my coat don’t worry yourselves]

How tall are you chef?

Chef, five-foot-nine, chef

Five-foot-nine!? I didn’t know they stacked pancakes that high

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Italian granny was blatantly not arsed about how her pasta was cooked. Great show highlighting what a bunch of psychos professional chefs are.

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It’s going to be worth watching for Jason alone, think he might be a bit of a Keenan/Brent hybrid