The Chris Morris Thread - He's the Chungwit the Biff Boff and the Puff Pastry Hangman


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iggy
From tomorrow the new Bank of England five-pound note comes into circulation. The notes, which feature the head of Iggy Pop , can only be used once.


#2

There was another one that I’ve totally forgotten that I was going to post.


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trustme


#5

Peter, you’re lying in a news grave. Do you know what’s written on your head stone?


#6

Peter, You’ve lost the News!


#7

And since we’ve recorded that report, everybody featured in it has lost their hair.


#8

time now for sport with alan partridge… alan, what do you think happens to you when you die?


#9

Keep watching, Peter.


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Cow Spray Beast
-Who? -Why? - Awful


#16

Where now for man raised by puffins?


#17

Bouncing elephantiasis woman destroys central Portsmouth


#18

Portillo’s face felt like guts, says child


#19

You can kill an otter in about a second… just kick its face off


#20

I always loved this one; Morris and Coogan just dicking about to take the piss out of the Tory papers. Top flight stuff. Coogan’s Kinnock impression was extraordinary; he demonstrated different versions of it (and Hattersley) in a Mark Lawson interview a few years back.