The Chris Morris Thread - He's the Chungwit the Biff Boff and the Puff Pastry Hangman


#21

My boss is called Chris Morris


#22

#23


The music peaking at just the right time mixed with Mark Heap’s brilliant face…perfect

#24

no, YOU sweep them up


#25

#26

It’s been revealed that the junior treasury minister Michael Portillo carries a sawn-off shotgun to constituency meetings, corners children in parks and chews their cheeks, and has frequent sexual intercourse with stray animals, claiming “As long as it’s got a backbone, I’ll do it”. That story we reported last week, and have since discovered it to be untrue.


#27

Chopped up man.


#28

The dayyyy Kilroyyyy wentt maaaadddd


#29

My brother and I used to say “What am I, fucking Noddy?” to each other for years after this.

God, Jam was good.


#30

Two I use in general conversation from the one sketch.

“It’s bigger than that Chris, it’s large.”
“Can you sum it up in a word?..”


#31

#32

“Where’s your self re-cocking-spect?!” and “Bury the beds” come up in regular conversation a lot with me.


#33

That reminds me of the other clip I was going to post.


#34

The fake funeral…brutal


#35

Cannot wait for the next film. Boggles the mind that it stars Anna Kendrick.


#36

Chris’s Why Bother? duologues with Peter Cook are sumptuous comedy gold from two of the greatest comedy writers of the 20th century.


#37

Did not know there was another film on the way. Exciting!


#38

Exciting times

http://www.chortle.co.uk/news/2017/11/27/38538/whos_in_chris_morriss_new_movie%3F


#39

‘Is me a martyr or is he a fucking jalfrezi?’


#40

gonna start saying this, maybe twice a week.