The Chris Morris Thread - He's the Chungwit the Biff Boff and the Puff Pastry Hangman


#61

Whenever I see any TV program featuring a character lying in a hospital bed I think of the phrase “quadro spazzed on a life glug”


#62

I frequently describe something is as gay as a window which provokes confused looks.

“Want any smack?”
“No thanks, I don’t use a horse”


#63

“The resurgence of Kenneth Branagh since 11 September: pure coincidence?”


#64

“So much for recorded crime. But crimes we know nothing about are going up as well”


#65


#66

Oui - c’est Jacques Oeuf!


#67

Blacking up for FurQ might be the only real misstep of The Day Today, which is pretty impressive for a comedy show that old.

Morris’s response to a whinger on Biteback is still a personal fave


#68

#69


Peter Baynham’s accent in this

#70

Oh dear God, absolutely done here.

Decca Aikenhead: How I got spazzed off my baps on African Spangles to the sounds of DJ Smack Poppy’s bangin’ US Barrage.


#71

#72


There is something wrong with my small?!

#73

are you levelling of those accusations at Herman the Tosser?


#74

The Scottish Division One game between Taste Of Dunfermline and Strathcarnage CANNOT BE STOPPED!


#75

He really is a shit.


#76

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#77

You should really have spoilered this tbh tbf


#78

Found this cheap in HMV a couple of years ago, decent read


#79

“JL-b8, the self-styled king of Nu-Ass music” always gets me for some reason