#79

Is that chocolate sauce in the gravy boat?

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#80

Yes mate, it’s chocolate sauce in a “gravy” train

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#81

Train?

#82

ahem

#83

Speedy work.

#84
#85

Happy birthday! :cake: :birthday:

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#86

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#87

exactly! same thing

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#88

Just chatted to a guy working the cloakroom at this event, since I saw him reading - had some book bants

Realised he was reading Jordan Peterson ugh ugh

#89

Saw someone on a dating app who just had Peterson’s book cover as one of their pictures. Had to drop in a “hahaha how many times has he told you to make your bed yet?”

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#90

There was someone I otherwise really liked on OKC who said she was reading Peterson, but seemingly ironically? Which I thought maybe made it worse? Wicked conflicting because, in pretty much every other way, she seemed really cool

#91

working from home hilarious sketch

https://voca.ro/3HktHo4vPDM

credit to me that I didn’t spend the whole day vocaroo-in’

ah why not

https://voca.ro/jyiD8qGLBFT

#92

wonder what’s happening with that dude now

last i heard he had flown to russia to undergo a medically induced coma to try and cure his drug addiction, against the advice of doctors in the US. then they were basically crossing their fingers to see if he would regain mental capacity afterwards.

#93

My drawf cherry tree in the garden I helped plant last year is starting to bud and given how regularly I manage to kill plants I have any role in the care of I am really quite pleased at how alive it looks. Also, previously hadn’t considered that we’ll get cherry blossom soon :cherry_blossom::+1:

Only another (estimated) six years until it produces fruit though, got to play the long game there.

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#94

Wait what

Are you pissing me

#95

nah for real.

fucking hell, he was in the coma for eight days!

#96

What a twunt

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#97

Going off this he was likely popping valium like it was going out of fashion which if taken to the extent he implies would be akin to getting off junk cold turkey. Actually sort of explains why he’s been such an outspoken jerk for years because he wouldn’t have a filter whatsoever but assuming he’s gotten through it might make him less of a cunt (no).

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#98

Grandpa Simpson’s about to walk in take off his hat turn round put on his hat walk out.