Unfortunately, there’s just no way to know
ships have fallen over the edge of flat earth at least once and are in on the deep state lies
boats are fine
Spelled and pronounced differently
Otherwise the same?
Boats are sinkable
Ships sail on water while Lionel Messi is the BOAT
But what about this?
The only people who know this are boring navy cunts who know all the different ranks and the different hats they wear.
boat on a technicality
It’s good in Titanic when one of the guys goes “This ship can’t sink!” then the architect (is that the term? Boat architect?) says “She’s not a ship, she’s a boat, so I assure you she can”
If you’re standing at the back of the boip / shoat facing the front
Port
- Is the one on the left
- Is the one on the right
- We can never know for sure
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Starboard
- Is the one on the left
- Is the one on the right
- We can never know for sure
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HARD A STARBOARD
Jérôme Shipteng
What the fuck was he talking about?
Harold Boatman
Nobody knows
Is there a difference between a union jack and a union flag?
- Yes
- No
- We have no way of knowing
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The Boating Forecast
If the skull and crossbone is flying at half mast and upside down, this means:
- Nothing
- The flag hasn’t been tied up properly
- It’s impossible to say
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They’d just hit an iceberg if I recall correctly, and one of the people on the boat was trying to argue that, if anything, the Titanic was now even floatier than before. Everyone looked at him like he was an idiot, because by this stage the entire thing was flooded and they were up to their ankles in the Atlantic Ocean.