#39

Yeah what’s the fuck’s an ark?

#40

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Sadly not

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#41

Ark ark ark

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#42

Can people please like this post as I think it’s a definitive answer. Thanks in advance.

#43

There’s always some port left.

#44

Ship is when you want two (or sometimes more) fictitious characters to kiss (or sometimes more), and boat is a vehicle that floats on water.

To help you remember, just think of it like ship being a shortening of relationship, and boat stands for “buoyancy operated aquatic transport”.

#45

A city is a floating city, a boat is a floating town, a yacht is a floating village, and a frigate is illegal in several countries.

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#46

Ships can go into space and release records about building cities on rock and roll, boats cannot

#47

A ship is a female boat

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#48

Shippy McShipface

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#49

Loose lips sink ships. Boats are unaffected by this maritime phenomenon

#50

Loud throats sink boats

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#51

Union Jack is when it’s at sea on a boat/ship. Otherwise it’s the union flag. Learned that from my sons homework this week

Happy to help

#52

The whole point of not calling them left or right is that it’s impossible to know

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#53

These are the voyages of the Starboat Enterprise

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#54

Das Ship

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#55

That was a fucking stupid show. Anyone could easily see it wasn’t a boot at all, it was clearly a submarine…

#56

The Boot, The

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#57

You can’t wash your face in a boat

#58

This has reminded me


It gets me every time
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