The difference between a ship and a boat

“we’re gonna need a bigger ship.”

I’ve never seen the film, but that sounds very badly written

Enjoying @anon3515918’s work #itt

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I think our relationboat has ran its course. It’s not you, it’s me.


I wish we could start again but that boat has sailed

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The main characters have their names shouted about 4,000 times in case you forget them

It’s a shame, because I think a lot of fans were really boating us two

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Rose is the name of the boat :open_mouth:


Boating options: DHL / UK Post

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There’s a mnemonic for this. Something to do with drinking port? Can’t remember. Shite mnemonic eh.

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  • Stern John
  • Bow John

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There is no port LEFT in the bottle, am I RIGHT?

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Boats can’t get wrecked

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Jack is on a mast innit.

(Sorry for replying in earnest.)

You can put a boat on a ship (life boat) but you can’t put a ship on a boat (nothing).

Hope that helps


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noah was the first architect

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Yeah what’s the fuck’s an ark?


Sadly not