i tell my wife that i’m a creative now because i can do extremely basic things in Photoshop, Illustrator etc. and it annoys her. which is why i do it of course.
check out the old corporate shill! I’m a cowboy mate, a gun for hire. No attachment to my corporate yoke, mannnnn…if there isn’t a job here in a few years, I’ll go to one of the numerous other options. they’re just lucky I’m so bloody, ruddy good
urgh
I’ve heard call recordings of customer advisers selling funerals to customers whilst people cheer and clap another sale in the background
