The DiS olympics

This summer, we’re all getting together, probably in a south London park, to stage our own Olympics.

Suggested events:

  • Planking
  • Partner yoga
  • Psychic stuff
  • A water fight

Doping is encouraged.

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Great idea!

Maybe some of these bad boys too

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yeah up for anything!

just so happens that I did this yesterday

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  • cans drinking (points are awarded by a panel of judges on multiple elements)
  • supermarket sweep contest
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this slaps.

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cheers

I tried to match the euphoria that only the physicality of a rave or getting a PB in track & field can give you, French style :slight_smile:

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would this be more like synchronised swimming or sexy tennis?

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whatever people want

we can also do group yoga

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Bring back Town Planning at the Olympics!

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opening ceremony where everyone walks around in a circle waving flags and waving to the crowd y/n?

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throwing various things, everyone likes a good throw

  • nerf ball
  • frisbee
  • stone skipping
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also some sort of basketball doubles competition

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Toss the landlord

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spin the bottle

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Only if Fuck Buttons and Underworld are the soundtrack

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Egg and spoon race but instead you carry 4 pints of sludge beer and a packet of Snyders

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Nuts readers with Olympic record collections

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‘Thinking of a celebrity’

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Daley Thompson