I think @ericVI is trying to push in
i know steve the bouncer mate, back off
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Don’t worry guys I’m actually friends with the DJ I can get us queue jump
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think we’re going to have to split into 2 groups of 3, the bouncers won’t let us all in
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It’s a nice shirt! My nan got it me for Xmas.
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nah she’s out with john tonight xx
LUDO!
Watch out my outfits ridiculous
In the club looking so conspicuous
and ROWWW (Lil John -performed by Wozza)
these women all on the prowl
if you hold the head steady I’ma milk the cow
and forget about game I’ma spit the truth
I won’t stop until I get them in their birthday suits
so gimme the rhythm and it’ll be off with their clothes
BEND OVER TO THE FRONT AND TOUCH YOUR TOES (Wozza)
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tell him he better watch out next time i see him, mate
Text from Big Dave. He’s already in and has already had a fingerbang. Classic Big Dave
babe, john’s my cousin xx
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See that bouncer down there? Apparently he did time for killing someone
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Quick reminder to everyone that VK Blues are 3 for £5 until midnight, but £2.50 a bottle afterwards
sorry babe i didn’t realise no disrespect yeah
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is that the one that was kicked out of the marines for being too hard?
no i fucking swear, that’s what sean told me
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Ah no, this free entry and a shot flyer is only valid before 8pm.
Did you get any celebs in your localest shit club?
We used to get Frank Sinclair in The Embassy in Weybridge.
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Jo said that guy from big brother might be in here tonight
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It’s shit in here, does anyone wanna try NV?
Yeah but Sean reckons that was Usher in Oceana that time. Fuck Sean