New DiS is like this

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greetings

i had assumed you were never coming back

i thought it had been 6 or 7 years since you’d been on the boards tho!

Well I have been busy. Ever since my teenage years (yes nearly 9 years ago now), I’ve had to turn into an adult.

oh did you mean this one?

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that was a joke! it was actually the northerm irish?? news.

and being the creep that i am i recorded the whole thing on a phone which i can no longer access.

Oh yes that’s right. I was on UTV news giving an interview when I was in Afghanistan.

new disers post like this
new

yeah but old disers see, they post like this
old

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Third video down. I’m at the end of the clip for about 40 seconds or so

Are you still cool?

Yes

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Ask a mod to change your username

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CHRIS!!!

Chris now that you are a big time celeb and hang out with the queen, do you still find time in your busy schedule to walk like a crab?

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Is that possible?

Jook, old bean, how the devil are you?

I do walk like a crab in the gymnasium at times to stretch out those ligaments and muscles. Not often for recreational reasons though. I am, as you say, very famous now.

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It is

I’m good mate, how are you?

I found an old Jook Times recently from when you had really curly wet hair. Headline news it was.

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Chris! Hello. Any update on the chest explosion package?

Do you still shit on people from trees?

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Welcome back Chris.

(I am TheoGB)