Premonition?

Haha I promise you I’m completely sober!

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reckon you can get through two huel bags of it?

I don’t know but i reckon I know someone huel can

Eat too much and you’ll end up with a Huel log.

I had an emotional conversation to thank my boss for his support and being super flexible for me while the kids nursery has been closed and now I’m repaying him by not doing the work I need to finish and drinking rum instead.

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I can see the problem - you appear to live on the set of Most Haunted with Yvette Fielding. Was it Derek Acorah you saw?

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Replace “Mary” with “Kermit”

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Should probably eat something besides beer and whiskey but CBA at the moment.

Just got off the Tinder date video thing after two hours. Was apprehensive, but in the absence of going for a few pints I guess it makes more sense than just texting or whatever.

Neither of us realised it went on that long, and I got a nice text saying “I could’ve talked all night x” afterwards, so that’s decent eh.

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How do they feel about cans though

I was drinking cans of Fosters. They’re originally from Australia (the person not the cans). I got chastised.

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Understandably

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Awww, that’s lovely! :smiling_face_with_three_hearts:

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On my third nanny state.

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My friend’s baby hasn’t been socialised with other babies cause of the pandemic so has spent her entire life thus far bonding with a chihuahua and fuck me it’s starting to show

Girl, are you alright??

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They’re only dinky cans!

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Idinkycans

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It’s a great can, I’ll give you that, but if you want to put a rake of them away there’s just more cans to clean up.

They don’t crush down as well either, takes up more room in the recycling box eh!

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