The fancy dress shop down the street from me has 50% off their ancient Egyptian costumes

You can’t say pharaoh than that!

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Well, the fancy dress shop down the road from me has conned me into selling on a hundred Egyptian costumes. Convinced me that I’d make five times my initial outlay.

Was just a pyramid scheme.

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Great stuff CCB!

ban request

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This one’s much better (sorry Jordan Numbers).

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You’re too kind. I have another up my sleeve but I’ll quit while I’m ahead.

P’haps. Mines a stone cold original mind

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Original? They found that joke carved on the Rosetta Stone, mate :wink:

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Pharaoh: What’s the different between a crocodile and a post box?
Nefertiti: I don’t know.
Pharaoh: Remind me not to ask you to post my pools coupon then.

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The Egyptian ambassador’s receptions are noted for their host’s exquisite taste…

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Bit of an obscure reference: it was from the old Pharoah Rocher adverts.

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I got it, and I even laughed. But I hate writing “LOL”, and I thought you’d find it a bit condescending if I replied with “I understood and reacted positively.”

I should have just given you a like.

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^this :slight_smile:

There you go.

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Fucking absolutely done here. Fuck’s sake.

All I have gleaned from this thread is that Jordan lives on a street and c_c_b lives on a road.

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My Egyptian dog has no nose.

How does he smell?

Fucking sphinx

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Fight me

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Actually, I do!