The fancy dress shop down the street from me has 50% off their ancient Egyptian costumes


#1

You can’t say pharaoh than that!


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#2

Well, the fancy dress shop down the road from me has conned me into selling on a hundred Egyptian costumes. Convinced me that I’d make five times my initial outlay.

Was just a pyramid scheme.


#3

Great stuff CCB!


#4

ban request


#5

This one’s much better (sorry Jordan Numbers).


#6

You’re too kind. I have another up my sleeve but I’ll quit while I’m ahead.


#7

P’haps. Mines a stone cold original mind


#8

Original? They found that joke carved on the Rosetta Stone, mate :wink:


#9

Pharaoh: What’s the different between a crocodile and a post box?
Nefertiti: I don’t know.
Pharaoh: Remind me not to ask you to post my pools coupon then.


#10

The Egyptian ambassador’s receptions are noted for their host’s exquisite taste…


#11

Bit of an obscure reference: it was from the old Pharoah Rocher adverts.


#12

I got it, and I even laughed. But I hate writing “LOL”, and I thought you’d find it a bit condescending if I replied with “I understood and reacted positively.”

I should have just given you a like.


#13

^this :slight_smile:


#14

There you go.


#15

Fucking absolutely done here. Fuck’s sake.


#16

All I have gleaned from this thread is that Jordan lives on a street and c_c_b lives on a road.


Do you live on a street, road, avenue or other?
#17

My Egyptian dog has no nose.

How does he smell?

Fucking sphinx


#18

Fight me


#19

Actually, I do!