You can’t say pharaoh than that!
Well, the fancy dress shop down the road from me has conned me into selling on a hundred Egyptian costumes. Convinced me that I’d make five times my initial outlay.
Was just a pyramid scheme.
Great stuff CCB!
This one’s much better (sorry Jordan Numbers).
You’re too kind. I have another up my sleeve but I’ll quit while I’m ahead.
P’haps. Mines a stone cold original mind
Original? They found that joke carved on the Rosetta Stone, mate
Pharaoh: What’s the different between a crocodile and a post box?
Nefertiti: I don’t know.
Pharaoh: Remind me not to ask you to post my pools coupon then.
The Egyptian ambassador’s receptions are noted for their host’s exquisite taste…
Bit of an obscure reference: it was from the old Pharoah Rocher adverts.
I got it, and I even laughed. But I hate writing “LOL”, and I thought you’d find it a bit condescending if I replied with “I understood and reacted positively.”
I should have just given you a like.
There you go.
Fucking absolutely done here. Fuck’s sake.
All I have gleaned from this thread is that Jordan lives on a street and c_c_b lives on a road.
Do you live on a street, road, avenue or other?
My Egyptian dog has no nose.
How does he smell?
Actually, I do!