The Feral Urge

The feral urge to stay in your jim jams all day.
The feral urge to dip toast into tea.
The feral urge to stay up until 5am when you’ve got to be up at half 7.
Others?

The feral urge to be the first reply in your own thread.

The feral urge to domesticate a rat

The feral urge to pee the skidmarks off the bowl

That sort of thing?

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30-50 feral urges

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The best thing about being a woman, is the feral urge to have a little fun

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The feral urge to download a car.

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The feral urge to go feral with Will Ferrel and a ferret

The feral urge to refer to yourself as ‘‘The (your surname here)-ster’’.

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Richard Hammondster. Not even a real hammondster.

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Classic The Ruffster

The feral urge to put things off until tomorrow, forever

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Non-Feralurgible Tokens

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The Feral Urge, Old blue last, 8pm, £5 on the door

It’s just me in my undies eating beans out of the tin.

The feral urge to bite the block of cheese

That’s me in the corner

That’s

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The feral urge to lick the hotel butter packet clean

One of the better skinny puppy albums imo

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The feral urge to undo 2 buttons on your shirt.

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