The football thread: The season is closed. Count how many times you hear that said.

Might stand outside the Johan Cruyff Arena with a sign saying “Can I have your “Can I have your shirt please, Dusan Tadic?” sign”

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just remembered Barca paid city 60 million for Ferran Torres. Easily the biggest robbery of the past few years.

What about those lads that did the Hatton Garden stuff?

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yeah, good point.

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Lewandowski is almost old enough to be one of the Hatton Garden lads :rofl: :rofl:

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we’ve paid Aston Villa 20 million for some 18 year old on an expiring 1 year contract apparently.

sake.

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“Johan Cruyff can I have your shirt”

Bit OTT for the Tercera Division RFEF Group 17 Galicia Regionale.

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I also support Chelsea!

Almost like I posted that up thread!

apparently Lucas Perez might be coming back, and we signed Spain’s greatest Yorkshireman, Ibai Gomez, a few weeks ago.

Surprised we so low on that. The majority of that £78m was just last season I think after 4 years it no spending. Admittedly because of the older players we couldn’t shift.

Pure Gareth Keenan energy

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Get the fucking bunting out

Ahh fuck he’s still doing Champions League

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Forgot it was five subs this season. Combined with the World Cup maybe we should’ve kept Lingard and a couple others for another season. Or signed a replacement or two…

https://pbs.twimg.com/card_img/1554512143453720577/VrW9g8HI?format=jpg&name=900x900

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That’s the face I made when I read he still hosted Champions League.

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He’s probably too busy now anyway given he’s recently invented podcasts.

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For all the optimism ahead of the new season, looks like I’m going to have to pivot to a strong #ArtetaOut stance now

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I’ve got to admit this looks like it might be funnier than the Spurs one.

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