My mum has become this, the moment I get in the house I’ll hear a cork popping or she’ll just appear with a glass of champagne for me. It’s amazing.
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just got a letter through saying they want a repeat, phoned them and they say my amylase levels are high so naturally I googled and am now convinced I have pancreatic cancer and only a year to live 
Why wouldn’t you?
My partner’s parents are the same. Every time we visit, as soon as we walk through the door her dad hands me a pint, and her mum’s offering me wine.
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MORNING I slept in again 
Got a pretty busy weekend except for tonight 
which is good. I think tonight I’ll just sit in my pants and play computer games. YES.
Yo.
Meeting @aboynamedgoo for 
at lunch
Cycling to Guildford tonight, and then onto Winchester tomorrow to see @rich-t + family
Riding home on Sunday
Anyone else want a plastic visit, please shout!
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Someone commented on one of my videos
and all I can think is “Why don’t you get a job? Even Tarquin has a job…”.
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Got a lot on today.
And then later getting the whole company together so we can present the new brand to them. Need to fine tune my inspirational speech. 
Old doubleespressos bday today innit
Been jiu-jitsu training, now going gym to squat, then spending the rest of the day eating and drinking.
Safeeee
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hb de! x
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I would! DETOUR
HB DE!
I’m going to go to H&B after to get some cycling snacks in your honour 
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Happy birthday 
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It’s wrong to covet a jacket just because it reminds you of a rainbow brite soft play bag you once had, right?
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Nope, I’m seriously considering buying a certain t-shirt because it reminds me of the patterns you used to get on bowling alley carpets.
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Pfft, furnishings from trains, planes… bowling alleys have some of the finest patterns!
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hb! will have a double espresso in your honour after lunch
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Just… 3… more… hours
shit, i’m in til 6.