Brick off - 12 aspiring hoddcarriers compete to become the best bricklayer of 10 weeks of challenging tasks
Procrastinators. Gifted with access to the Internet, craft materials, homes ready to spring clean and a project deadline, who will favour knitting a scarf or feng shui-ing their abode over hitting that deadline.
The Great British Takeoff- 12 aspiring pilots compete to win a job as a pilot. With bunting.
The Great British Take-Off- 12 hopefuls compete in a strip poker tournament. In a tent. With bunting.
The Great British Hoff Off.
Teams take it in turns to push Dave off a wall.
Contestants up the ante by dogging in incrementally busier public areas
I’d absolutely watch this btw
The Great British Stake Off - Who can kill the most vampires in an hour.
Can we have this on all the suggestions in this thread please
Wake Off - funeral directors designing elaborate caskets etc.
celebrities compete to see who can ride a bucking bronco the longest
TV producers spot a gap in the late-autumn schedules
who can cure pork products the fastest
As I was writing it I relasied I was pitching it to Richard osman
Contest to see who can throw various celebrity Jakes the furthest. Gyllenhaal is the ultimate challenge for the final round
It’s just my boarding school days
The Great British Wigs Off
It’s basically just the news.
Brake-Off - Like formula 1 but you can’t slow down
who can handle the most shots of rice wine please drink responsibly
Jerk Off - alternate weeks of carribean cooking and @frenchtoast 's boarding school days