“darren was mauled by his tiger and has now been eliminated”

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The Great British Stake-Out

Actually a lot like Gogglebox except they’re all sat in vehicles eating takeaway watching nothing happen outside someone’s house.

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The Great British Repeat An Idea From Upthread Off

This is excellent

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The Great British Repeat An Idea From Upthread Off

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Note to Lynn: This will involve contestants losing up to ten (repeat ten) friends and family members.

Cake Off

They make cakes and see who makes the best one. With bunting.

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Never catch on

Does sound like absolute bumwee, doesn’t it

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The Great British Snake-Off - Contestants are swallowed by different species of python and have to escape before being digested or suffocated to progress to the next round.

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Bog Off

Irate Fenlanders compete to see who can make the least welcoming public toilet

Showing Bee

Apiarists present their best kept bee

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Great British Take Away

Everyone sits around and talks about their takeaway order

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Where are you going with this

It’s a reference to @Joke2000’s thread yesterday. Not a very good one.

Oh sorry I didn’t read it

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Well you’re in for a treat then!

I guess in seriousness I probably shouldn’t have posted it, even in jest. For the record I am completely aware that Graeme Norton isn’t British. I’m on the fence about how great he is though.