The Great British Stake-Out
Actually a lot like Gogglebox except they’re all sat in vehicles eating takeaway watching nothing happen outside someone’s house.
The Great British Repeat An Idea From Upthread Off
This is excellent
Note to Lynn: This will involve contestants losing up to ten (repeat ten) friends and family members.
Cake Off
They make cakes and see who makes the best one. With bunting.
Never catch on
Does sound like absolute bumwee, doesn’t it
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The Great British Snake-Off - Contestants are swallowed by different species of python and have to escape before being digested or suffocated to progress to the next round.
Bog Off
Irate Fenlanders compete to see who can make the least welcoming public toilet
Showing Bee
Apiarists present their best kept bee
Great British Take Away
Everyone sits around and talks about their takeaway order
Where are you going with this
It’s a reference to @Joke2000’s thread yesterday. Not a very good one.
Oh sorry I didn’t read it
Well you’re in for a treat then!
I guess in seriousness I probably shouldn’t have posted it, even in jest. For the record I am completely aware that Graeme Norton isn’t British. I’m on the fence about how great he is though.
The Great British Take Off
12 British journalists see who can post the most outlandish hot take and rile the most people on twitter each week. Game to be played in perpetuity and no one wins.