The Great British Repeat An Idea From Upthread Off

This is excellent

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The Great British Repeat An Idea From Upthread Off

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Note to Lynn: This will involve contestants losing up to ten (repeat ten) friends and family members.

Cake Off

They make cakes and see who makes the best one. With bunting.

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Never catch on

Does sound like absolute bumwee, doesn’t it

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splashing

The Great British Snake-Off - Contestants are swallowed by different species of python and have to escape before being digested or suffocated to progress to the next round.

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Bog Off

Irate Fenlanders compete to see who can make the least welcoming public toilet

Showing Bee

Apiarists present their best kept bee

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Great British Take Away

Everyone sits around and talks about their takeaway order

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Where are you going with this

It’s a reference to @Joke2000’s thread yesterday. Not a very good one.

Oh sorry I didn’t read it

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Well you’re in for a treat then!

I guess in seriousness I probably shouldn’t have posted it, even in jest. For the record I am completely aware that Graeme Norton isn’t British. I’m on the fence about how great he is though.

The Great British Take Off

12 British journalists see who can post the most outlandish hot take and rile the most people on twitter each week. Game to be played in perpetuity and no one wins.

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Bake Off. People could make cakes and stuff and maybe someone from a mid 00’s Comedy could be a presenter. The guy from Nathan Barley.

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Great British Quake Off
Twelve celebrities sit in contemplative silence to please an unknowable cosmic deity. Winner receives a lucrative porridge sponsorship.

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