#41

The Great British Pottery Hoedown - like the normal one but with a barn dance at the end

#42

The Great British Blowing Bea

Wait, Aisling is Irish isn’t she. ABANDON

#43

The Great British Aké Off

Who can substitute Nathan the fastest?

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#44

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#45

Jake Off. Gyllenhal, LaMotta, Bugg and Humphreys duke it out to be crowned the best Jake. Liza Tarbuck presents.

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#46

Great British Pet Whisperer
Show where competitors go to various places with animals and see who the animals get on with best. Like a petting zoo or a cat shelter or meeting a really grumpy dog who hates everyone and trying different tactics to get the dog to acknowledge you as a friend.

Example:
Shelly, in tears after elimination: “pspspsps always works! I don’t know why it didn’t work today, gutted to be leaving just before the challenge abroad, I always wanted to meet ostriches in the wild”

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#47

Could Photoshop Sir Francis Drake into this

#48

would actually watch this, sounds real nice (until about season 3 when they realise getting in people who have no skills increases ratings, making the animals sad)

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#49

“darren was mauled by his tiger and has now been eliminated”

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#50

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#51

The Great British Stake-Out

Actually a lot like Gogglebox except they’re all sat in vehicles eating takeaway watching nothing happen outside someone’s house.

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#52

The Great British Repeat An Idea From Upthread Off

#53

This is excellent

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#54

The Great British Repeat An Idea From Upthread Off

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#55

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#56

Note to Lynn: This will involve contestants losing up to ten (repeat ten) friends and family members.

#57

Cake Off

They make cakes and see who makes the best one. With bunting.

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#58

Never catch on

#59

Does sound like absolute bumwee, doesn’t it

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#60

splashing