because I have nothing better to do I trawled through this list and managed to come up with 40 I like.

Caveats - included multiple for artists (Blondie basically) and honestly can’t say I know a lot of the later stuff and just cba to put in the effort.

I had a listen recently and really quite liked it still.
I remember buying both cd singles of the follow-up, Undressed, which I liked also. And then was so surprised when it didn’t appear in the charts.

I miss those days of buying the various cd singles to get all of the b-sides and hope they would get in the charts. Or even just happy with the bonus songs that I would listen to repeatedly.

I remember the first time I heard it played on the radio and I thought what is this, it sounds like an antique record, fragile, yet it has that bouncy Mr. Soft feel also. I did think straight away, if that’s a new record, it’s a Number 1 for sure.

Fwiw these are the UK no.1s I picked out as actually liking. Just in order of release date. Sure I’ve missed a few I do like or kinda like.


The Crickets
That’ll Be the Day

Roy OrbisonIt’s Over

The KinksYou Really Got Me

Unit 4 + 2Concrete and Clay

The ByrdsMr. Tambourine Man

The Beach BoysGood Vibrations

Marvin GayeI Heard It Through the Grapevine

Jane Birkin and Serge GainsbourgJe t’aime… moi non plus

Smokey Robinson and The MiraclesThe Tears of a Clown

George HarrisonMy Sweet Lord” †

T. RexGet It On

NilssonWithout You

Suzi QuatroDevil Gate Drive

Charles AznavourShe

Donna SummerI Feel Love

Kate BushWuthering Heights

Village PeopleY.M.C.A.

BlondieHeart of Glass

The Special A.K.A. feat. Rico " Too Much Too Young "[n

BlondieAtomic

BlondieCall Me

Dexys Midnight RunnersGeno

The MashTheme from MAS*H (Suicide is Painless)

BlondieThe Tide Is High

John LennonWoman

Smokey RobinsonBeing with You

The SpecialsGhost Town

The Human LeagueDon’t You Want Me

KraftwerkComputer Love” / “The Model

Nena99 Red Balloons

Pet Shop BoysWest End Girls

Ben E. KingStand by Me

Pet Shop BoysIt’s a Sin

MARRSPump Up the Volume

The KLF ft. The Children of The Revolution “3 a.m. Eternal

White TownYour Woman

Cornershop "Brimful of Asha

Mr. OizoFlat Beat

Kylie MinogueCan’t Get You Out of My Head

StormzyVossi Bop

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You mean the cynical practice of record companies gaming the system by ripping off fans by forcing them to buy essentially the same product twice? I was never a fan.

Yep, I remember being frustrated that they couldn’t all be on the same EP cd single, as then there would be too many tracks and so wouldn’t be eligible.
But as a teenager I was still happy to be able to add to my collection of Divine Comedy/Eels/Grandaddy CDs. I just got an extra buzz from it, as cynical as it would have been. Sucked in, hook, line and sinker.
I think the main thing I was annoyed about was when the singles were £2.99 or £3.99 instead of £1.99. although I think there were no doubt a bunch of politics/deals as to which singles were set at the various prices back then.

If you, as a fan got extra tracks, new songs then it’s all good.

Record companies would sell in records (mainly CD singles then) before release and depending on their financial clout would off deals like 1 for 1, essentially buy one get one free to record shops. So if you buy say Bjork - It’s Oh So Quiet for a cost price of £2:50 you can then sell it for £1:99 because the free copy will see the profit - £2:50 outlay, £3:98 return when both copies are sold.

So the key here is the record shop worker (buyer from the record companies) having and eye / ear for a Hit and buying what they predict they will sell in advance for the records whole Chart duration. So on a big hit single, before it is released buy say 100, get 100 free of that Bjork song. The reason for this is when the record is established, say after 1 week and it’s in the Top 10 the deal is removed by the record company. So one copy is now £2:50 to the record shop so they can’t sell it at £1:99 anymore.

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Ha, yep, there’s a rant in a Babybird song (King Bing) which sings about the free singles given to shops, them charging £1.99, then “get the fucker in the chart, charge £3.99”. All on the same album that had You’re Gorgeous on it! :smiley:

There’s a great playlist on Spotify of all the number 2s. Easily as good as a number 1s playlist, if not better.

I would actually love it if Baz Luhrmann was Number 1…

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They did give free stuff away but that was largely stuff you couldn’t sell. Customers would rightly complain that a CD single was £3:99 when it was £1:99 last week and they wanted to buy it now “why is it more expensive now”. Difficult one really and you can’t always predict what people will buy. A record shop selling singles at £1:99 is a kind of indicator the shops buyer knew their stuff.

Well, I’ve wasted too much time this week obsessing with number 1 lists, I may as well ruin next week as well on number 2s.

Number 2s -snigger-

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Nice, that’s another 64 hours of music for me to listen to.

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Yes and I’ve always in the past loved a really good underdog No. 2, rooting for it to get to No. 1 but knowing it probably wouldn’t happen.

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Ooh good idea for the intro round for my next Zoom quiz

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Born Slippy is the first that springs to my mind.

One thing that stood out when listening to this playlist is that Elvis had much better Number 2s than Number 1s (toilet pun definitely not intended!)

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Yes that’s a great choice. It was released before Trainspotting and we had 1 copy of the 12" and CD Single and a really clued up customer (that always bought really good music) I can remember seeing him literally grab the 12" from the rack and hold it. I saw this and thought, I should listen to this. Stuck the CD single on later and it was fantastic. No one else asked about it or anything and it didn’t chart. Then Trainspotting happened and the track was deleted and re-released via a bigger label (they distributed it) and loads of people enquired about it. There was a gap between this happening and when people are asking for a song they cannot currently buy in droves you know you’ve got a Hit on your hands.

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Haha, I made this!

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Many thanks for that, was quite the adrenaline rush!

I haven’t felt that good since Jesse Lingard scored against Panama in 2018.