There’s a lad here in accounts who’s got that “shaved gorilla in a suit” vibe going on and he’s only got the patents department and IT to beat, so he’d easily win the local qualifier.
That said, my mum’s a 5’ 2", 6 stone single mother from Airdrie, so if I told her that ape man had stolen my pocket money I’ve no doubt she would kick the ever-living shit out of him.
there’s the guy in my office that wears the Drive scorpion jacket over a full suit, and I suspect he’s the sort of guy that might have a collection of Samurai swords etc. at home, so him, vs…
probably my grandad in peak 60s/70s physical condition. Has been jailed for fighting (the British army who would come to Guildford down from Aldershot to drink in the terrible pubs here) a few times and was apparently suspected to have illegally owned a firearm during that same period - this has never really been cleared up. Apparently it was an ‘air gun’ that he saw the need to dump in the canal as opposed to explaining what it was to the authorities.