Low quality polls get low quality answers friend. The coffee table is closer to my lap than it is to the dining table, so that was the option I selected

Oh your poll included other. So I answered corrclectly. Fuck off

You use a table to eat your McDonalds “mate”, this couldn’t be any more clear cut.

Taking McDonalds/any hot fast food into a pub and eating it there

  • Unpleasant, unnecessary (possibly illegal? - i’m not sure)
  • good enough for Sam Allardyce, good enough for me

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Sitting on the sofa eating food from the coffee table, when you have a dining table in the adjacent room

  • ‘eating at the table’
  • No

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Can’t eat much in fast food outlets any more as almost all of them have some kind of bread or batter in their food.

I did order a Big Mac without a bun as an experiment recently and was faced with this horror.

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Claiming that using a table to eat your food off of is not eating at “the table” because you happen to be an owner of more than one table

  • Wilfully misleading and tantamount to community poll fraud
  • Perfectly reasonable and fine and not at all pedantic

0 voters

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Sometimes I’ll lie in bed with some grapes on my bedside table and eat them while I read a book. Is this eating at the table in your strange worldview where you pretend not to understand simple concepts?

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Alright Emperor Nero

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The McDonalds Pizza

  • Never had one
  • Loved them - sorely missed
  • Hated them

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Is your bedside table an actual table or is it a small set of drawers that you put things on top of?

Jesus

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Not a table, therefore when you are eating grapes in bed like the wild hedonist you are you are not eating “at the table”

used to get a mcdonalds from the drivethru and then drive to another carpark about 4 minutes away to eat it there

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It is a table. It is sold as a ‘bedside table’

this has done me a bit

  • Table
  • Not a Table

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I would say it is most akin to a desk. It’s a bedside desk.

Ant is really making a fool of himself here

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