#157

Paddy Kenny

Is he a bit of a cunt? Can’t really remember but I’m suggesting he is anyway.

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#158

all of these potential middleground cunts are more than counterbalanced by big nev though so

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#159

He was a Neil Warnock player, so it goes without saying. Even before getting banned for drugs.

#160

People keep looking at me like i’ve got my flies undone when i say Liverpool will beat City, but City have won 4 of their last 28 games against the other big clubs since Klopp was appointed (one of them was against Arsenal, and the other the first leg of a two-leg League Cup tie against Everton)…

DDLLD DDLLW LLDLW DWLLD LLWDL LLD
(Won 4, Drew 10, Lost 14)

Klopp’s lost 1 of 26, and that was a 0-1 which they dominated and conceded a sloppy goal on the break…

WWDWW DDWWW DWDWD WDDWW DLDWW D
(Won 14, Drew 11, Lost 1)

Puzzles me why people still think City are a top side. We’ve got good players, but we basically take six points of almost all of the shite and drop our pants in the big games. Liverpool, meanwhile, are the best big game side not only in England but statistically speaking in world football.

1-3.

#161

Where you getting these worldwide best big game stats from chief?

#162

A combination of sites, mate - Soccerway, Transfermarkt, Soccerbase, etc.

#163

I’d Pepe Silvia.jpg you if I didn’t watch City and Liverpool, but unfortunately I occasionally do so

#164

Kompany INJURED.

#165

Of all the other matches to show over the weekend on Saturday… STOKE-MAN UTD? Fucking hell. :toilet:

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#166

Chance for all the ABUs to have some fun innit, we’re shite away at Stoke

#167

no one has ever thought that, don’t worry.

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#168

Especially when it’s Everton v Spurs, and even Leicester v Chelsea this weekend.

Ruins my bloody day waking up with a severe hangover, sticking the slippers on, shifting virtually the entire bed onto the settee whilst whistling Alive and Kicking, putting the box on and finding out it’s West Brom v fucking Stoke.

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#169

Hey lads, chaps, mates, blokes, bird-flippers! I’m walking to the next village to collect a parcel I missed a delivery of from Wednesday. Did the postie leave it in the porch as usual? No! Did he leave it at the post office a 20 second walk from the house? No! Did he leave it at the sorting office right in the middle of town? No! Did he leave it 4 miles away in the arse end of nowhere? BINGO! Not sure what it is, hope it’s big and expensive. It got me thinking about that one time a Premier League footballer missed a delivery cos he was playing away in a cup replay that one time, and when he went the next day to pick it up he forgot to take ID! What a palaver! You all know who it obviously was though! :question: :grey_question: :question: :grey_question: :question: :grey_question:

#170

Daniel Drinkwater of course!

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#171

Sounds like the sort of thing Mason Holgate would definitely do.

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#172

It was Danilo.

#173

Still giggling at the idea of Chelsea buying him for a billion squillion

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#175

Ah guys, everyone is so close. It was Alberto Moreno. That replay at Plymouth back in January meant he was away all day. He’d bought a personalised water bowl for his brand-new puppy and it was sent Parcelforce 48. His English is how you say not great so he just took the Panini sticker of him in for ID but not proof of address like a utility bill. See you tomorrow!

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#176

IK, R! The prick can’t even remember ID for the collection office!

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#177

Hmm, so its a Premier League footballer that has drawn a cup game at home, thus has had to play the replay away. Given the fact that the post typically comes in the late morning, there must have been a fair distance to travel. Which should allow me to narrow down the options.

It seems likely to be a Liverpool player, given they had to travel down to Plymouth. And lets say its also likely to be someone less au fait with the postal system. Which leaves me with only one option. Alberto Moreno

Edit: Oh FFS. I had it all worked out, and while I was showing off my detective work the answer went and got posted.

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