#166

Chance for all the ABUs to have some fun innit, we’re shite away at Stoke

#167

no one has ever thought that, don’t worry.

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#168

Especially when it’s Everton v Spurs, and even Leicester v Chelsea this weekend.

Ruins my bloody day waking up with a severe hangover, sticking the slippers on, shifting virtually the entire bed onto the settee whilst whistling Alive and Kicking, putting the box on and finding out it’s West Brom v fucking Stoke.

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#169

Hey lads, chaps, mates, blokes, bird-flippers! I’m walking to the next village to collect a parcel I missed a delivery of from Wednesday. Did the postie leave it in the porch as usual? No! Did he leave it at the post office a 20 second walk from the house? No! Did he leave it at the sorting office right in the middle of town? No! Did he leave it 4 miles away in the arse end of nowhere? BINGO! Not sure what it is, hope it’s big and expensive. It got me thinking about that one time a Premier League footballer missed a delivery cos he was playing away in a cup replay that one time, and when he went the next day to pick it up he forgot to take ID! What a palaver! You all know who it obviously was though! :question: :grey_question: :question: :grey_question: :question: :grey_question:

#170

Daniel Drinkwater of course!

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#171

Sounds like the sort of thing Mason Holgate would definitely do.

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#172

It was Danilo.

#173

Still giggling at the idea of Chelsea buying him for a billion squillion

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#175

Ah guys, everyone is so close. It was Alberto Moreno. That replay at Plymouth back in January meant he was away all day. He’d bought a personalised water bowl for his brand-new puppy and it was sent Parcelforce 48. His English is how you say not great so he just took the Panini sticker of him in for ID but not proof of address like a utility bill. See you tomorrow!

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#176

IK, R! The prick can’t even remember ID for the collection office!

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#177

Hmm, so its a Premier League footballer that has drawn a cup game at home, thus has had to play the replay away. Given the fact that the post typically comes in the late morning, there must have been a fair distance to travel. Which should allow me to narrow down the options.

It seems likely to be a Liverpool player, given they had to travel down to Plymouth. And lets say its also likely to be someone less au fait with the postal system. Which leaves me with only one option. Alberto Moreno

Edit: Oh FFS. I had it all worked out, and while I was showing off my detective work the answer went and got posted.

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#178

After all my bleating I’ve literally just seen the entire Bournemouth squad piling out of their posh bus because they’re staying in Shoreditch hotel. Hipster fucks!!

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#179

Can we have some kind of Wig Update?

#180

Shouted Wiggo at them, obviously. No reaction.

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#181

got money t spend aint they

#182

Tyrone Mings does, richest man in London

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#183

Just checked the Derby v Hull score. Blimey.

Hull have had more possession and more shots too looking at the stats.

#184

GBOL. Arsenlol.

#185

A nice gesture from Arsenal… if you ignore the comments

#186

Wiggins is injured, not in the squad mate

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