The jogger who knocked a woman over


#81

biggest shitcunt in london


#82

i reckon he’s just forced some intern to take the rap for him


#83

“do i get paid for this?”

“no but it’ll look really good on your cv!!!”


#84

You’ll get some really valuable first hand experience of the UK legal system


#85

“i simply overbalanced officer, i thought i’d challenge myself to run with excess weights so my pockets were full of blood diamonds and child organs.”


#86

GBH with intent can carry a life sentence at its most serious. There isn’t really a more serious violent offence you can be charged with if you haven’t killed someone.


#87

We could invent attempted manslaughter for those purposes?


#88

yep, it’s worse


#89

“Bellquist works for Hutton Collins Partners, which owns restaurant chains Wagamama and Byron. He sits on the boards of the restaurant chains as a non-executive director. He previously worked for the failed US investment bank Lehman Brothers.”

if it’s not him then it is a shame that he’s been wrongly accused of this but ew imagine that was your cv


#90

Bellquist!


#91

I think we can be confident enough that he’s done something prison-worthy to lock him up.


#92

The first thought that occurred to me was that that looks like the CV of a man that any passing acquaintance would take the chance to falsely finger for a GBH charge if the suspect looked a bit like him.

He was probably dobbed in by his gardener.


#93

my name is jogger and i’m here to say
i pushed a woman in front of a bus today


#94

Yeah, go on then, write to your MP.


#95

I’ve tried that a couple of times before - she’s not exactly what you’d call responsive.


#96

Was a really tough choice, actually.


#97

I see you made the wrong one m9!!!11


#98

Oh it’s like that, is it?!


#99

Should’ve put ‘Joggers (Tory option)’.


#100

Attempted manslaughter doesn’t really make any sense.