No, you presumptuous prick.
You might measure a horse in hands.
I’ve never measured a fucking horse in my life.
See, this is why you get in so many fights on here.
Your attitude stinks.
Oh, sorry
How deep is your love?
That’s better.
Maybe there is hope for you, after all.
been measuring fucking loads recently as am selling stuff off ebay and always treading a thin line between large letter and small parcel. Apparently the post office measure the stuff when you are in there and about to send it, then put the postage needed on it, and then the guy was claiming they measure it again when it’s in the sorting office or sumfink and on the belt or sumfink…dunno about that, sounds like bollocks
Anyone tried these augmented reality measuring apps?
I measured up our downstairs for parquet flooring earlier this year, added 10% for wastage and was pretty pleased with my work. Guy we had fitting it came round, measured up with HIS LAZER FREAKING MEASURE, and came up with a much larger estimate. Of course, as he was actually fitting it we had to go with his measurements. On the day he finished he rather sheepishly announced that we had quite a lot of flooring left. He was right - we had around £400 worth of spare flooring which we couldn’t return. It’s now in our loft unlikely to ever see the light of day again. Fuck the planet…
When we moved house we had some units that fit really well together for books, CDs and shit like that. There’s a kind of wide alcove in our new place and measurements told us these units might just fit in the alcove, but there was like 1 or 2mm in it. We moved in and they only bloody well fit didn’t they!
Great story that, you’re welcome.
Apologies that I can’t remember who it was but someone was talking about these the other day so I stuck it on my wishlist and no fucker got it for my b’day which may or may not have been quite recently:
And I’m not sure if I read it here but was it Miyamoto or Miyazaki (sorry pretty racist forgetting) whose hobby was estimating measurements.
What a time to be alive
No way is a Henry only 25 cm
If it’s size can’t be calculated in number of football pitches or in relation to Wales, I’m not interested.
@anon26275971 @harru
Lot of humble pie needs to be consumed here.
I currently have a tape measure in my pants drawer
Damn, I thought Henry was bigger than that, surprised he’s so small
It is the compact 160 model, basically a James in disguise
Sometimes in kids books about dinosaurs they have a size comparison with a dinosaur and usually a London bus
great carpet
It’s a rug from India really like it
