#10

I want someone to make a joke about their steak, perhaps in a Harvester, just so I can say…

‘Oh, a steak joke. That’s a rare medium. Well done.’

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#11

oof I like that, I like that a lot

#12

On old dis I once posted a link to a map showing a pub called the Prince Albert on a street called Bellenden Rd. Got a few thises I think but probably derserved more

#13

why, was it a famous pub?

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#14

I have been waiting an eternity for Chelsea midfielder Willian to score an equaliser in a game, only for the other team to run riot and give the goal consolation status. In such cases I would expect a newspaper to go with the headline “Willian, it was really nothing”. Alas, this has not happened.

#15

In our pub a lady asked me once if our “apple juice was pressed.” I said no, it was de-pressed because everyone always bought orange juice instead. She didn’t get it.

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#16

Similarly I’ve been waiting for Victor Moses to ‘part the red sea’, potentially running past the whole of Liverpool or something.

Nothing to date.

Other potential headlines:

Not too Xabi
Barkley’s Premier League
Rojo’s Modern Life

edit: Also for Aaron Ramsey to score an own goal against Spurs –
RAMSEY’S TREAT FOR NEIGHBOURS

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#17

I had an FM save many moons ago with a midfielder called Mozart - can’t remember which team.

Anyway, in my mind there were plenty of ‘Mozart pulling the strings in midfield’ / ‘another virtuoso display by Mozart’ / ‘Mozart composed himself before delivering the set-piece’ etc.

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#18

On DiS 2.0 I posted a thread called “General Erection Thread” as a pun against the behemoth that is the General Election Thread.

0 replies! Fucking zero!

I even posted a pic of a rather large building shaped like a cock.

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#19

Revive it on June 8th, I reckon

#20

Dunno. My feelings took a big hit. Understandable after a zero replies thread, I guess.

#21

Do you get a badge for that?

#22

should have made it a really earnest thread about architecture

#23

Or a really earnest thread about erections. Zero relationship with politics.

#24

Am waiting for Graziano Pelle to be out of contract so I can make a “Jobless Pelle” joke.

#25

(IDGI)

#26

Long standing DiS injoke (brought on by some pretty horrid behaviour by an ex-DiSer)

And Fella rhymes with Pelle

#27

Not feeling this one, sorry.

#28

apology rejected

#29

Waiting on the spirit of Jeremy Beadle possessing a yacht so I can sell the headline ‘Watch Out, Beadle’s a Boat’