man, I stumbled across the answer in all honesty, but as you know…that’s golf, maaaaan

So do you understand how it works? Could you name another item that you’re allowed?

testing me, huh! I like it

balaclava?

Get in my boat, ya big lug!

Can probably get away with bringing WEED but even if I’m right I’m staying you smug fucks

FFS Theo…

ACCESS: DENIED!

Oh, well I’ll take my unscheduled TEARS with me as I make a nice beach fire

Goodness me, how has Theo not got on the boat yet?

I’m going to say yes to tears, but I want one more item from you to know you’re really on board.

I dunno, I’m assuming it has to be given with T as my username does. Was also thinking probably had to total to uneven syllables with your username but who knows

DON’T RUIN IT FOR EVERYONE YOU CUSTARD SLICE

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jesus Theo! jesus!

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ICE CREAM

Yeah yeah, Theo’s killed it.

Oh dear. Your lifeboat sank, while mine and Japes’ helicopter got us back to the all-inclusive resort hours ago.

LET ME ON THE FUCKING BOAT

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Did Theo ruin the thread?

Yup, 350 posts, and Theo fucked it all up. Masterful.

Well maybe if you hadn’t been so smug? Anyway is it just the first letter then? That’s quite funny

Also it was already wah past home time so assumed you were going to explain