The lyrics to a song off Sir Rod Stewart's new album sure are something

Thanks mate

My karaoke rendition

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I hope the office downstairs didn’t hear any of this

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That is absolutely sensational work

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Made sure it was the first time I was reading any of the lyrics

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have you read the bit about the cemetery yet>

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Rod Stewart is a very cool guy who has definitely fucked, imo

the backing vocal brackets really make it

Sex is cool and sex is nice (Yes it is)

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Sounds right up there with The Killing of Georgie and Mandolin Wind, imho

Why is everyone still singing about sex? Like, come on, there’s other shit to do guys. I’m not knocking it as an activity if that’s what you’re into but fucks sakes.

You’re the best person

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The recording cut out as I got to that bit (ironically as I was saying don’t stop)

I was hoping your boss walked in

These are the lyrics of a man who has never had anyone say “maybe don’t do that” to him once in his adult life.

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It’s definitely
 not how I imagined it


My Brazilian ex / friend / whatever’s mum had a massive crush on him and now goes out with someone with a similar haircut

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Please release this next time you release music. The ‘jesus christs’ really make it.

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Yeah I thought it was going to be shite.